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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:54 pm
by Rhodesian Democracy
I hereby give notice of my intention to go on indefinite gardening leave. This has nothing to do with any failed coup, or our dictators surprisingly death resistant constitution.
My bags are packed and theres a pig drawn carriage waiting for me outside. Rumours have it there exist taller, more mobile and less rotund animals for this purpose. The mustachioed people pay no attention to such tall tales.
The dictator will announce himself shortly.
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:14 pm
by MoustachioedDictator
It's true, I have returned. and I shall remain in command for the foreseeable future.
My PM has done a stirling job and has been given a generous "golden handshake". As we lack real gold, we use pigs urine, rich in nitrates. A spoon a day helps to prolong life.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:59 am
by Habrak Salabalbak
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:57 am
by MoustachioedDictator
You turn me right round baby, right round. Like a circular recording medium.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:58 am
by Lord Suave
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:36 am
by ICaesar
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:23 am
by Habrak Salabalbak
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:08 pm
by MoustachioedDictator
Turn around, brighteyes.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:10 pm
by Lord Suave
What does this button do.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:56 pm
by ICaesar
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