Darkkeep

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/me inserts turn into al

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/me sits stunned as I try to figure out what just happened :shock: :shock: :shock:

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turn yo!

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Whoops...

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A daisy!

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A rose by any other name. :)

Your turn, Spandex.... :? Wooooo! Deja vu!

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I WANDER'D lonely as a leotard
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden spandex daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze
to Jane Fonda's Workout


Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on my sequined leotard,
They stretch'd in never-ending line
Along the margin of my mangina
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing themselves off in sprightly dance

The bodywaves of my hairdo danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A Spandexian could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed—and gazed—but little thought
What on earth "jocund" means,
it probably means happy I think

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
although our wise men have not actually
invented couches yet but we're close,
we know how to spell them now and that
is half the battle;
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the aerbobics instructers

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Poetry is for girls. Primitive tribal chants F.T.W.

Ungha ungha ungha cha!

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note to self

Research poetry

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