Darkkeep

It seems that The Atlantean Dynasty has scored its first victory, a nearby town was razed by our warriors when they refused to see our obvious might, we plundered their riches for our own. Let this be a lesson to all of you, join us or face us.

Priam

Speaker of Atlantis

The Spandexian Empire have formed what we refer to as a "town" from which shall spring an eternal empire and an exciting range of comfortable clothing.

LONG LIVE SPANDEX!!

pff... your town is nothing but a village, cringe in fear as the Atlanteans discover a four legged creature, with black and white markings that goes moo! We call it the Atlantean Milk Tiger

&quot wrote:We call it the Atlantean Milk Tiger

Hmmpf! Call it what you want, it pales in significance to our Imprean Milk Liger - because ours is magic.

Also, the Imprean Gargantuan Bear is a fearsome creature also discovered near our home city. It provides sausages and rashers, is completely loyal and can....umm...savage a man....so watch it....

LONG LIVE [size=18px]THE GRAND IMPERIAL REPUBLIC[/size]!!!!

&quot wrote:It seems that The Atlantean Dynasty has scored its first victory, a nearby town was razed by our warriors when they refused to see our obvious might, we plundered their riches for our own.

We can’t forever turn a blind eye to wanton destruction. Small nations are prone to such aggressive moments, so we allow grace. Truthfully, we don't know what internal problems Atlantis is having that causes them to lash out. Peraps the Atlantean Milk Tiger wasn't the solution to their woes they were hoping for.

We’d just remind Priam, the Speaker of Atlantis, that we are watching very, very closely.

LONG LIVE [size=18px]THE GRAND IMPERIAL REPUBLIC[/size]!!!!

Pah -we have sighted food ashtrays in the blue wet stuff beside our town. As soon as we figure out how to get to them without dying from wetness, we shall feed ARMIES of leotard wearing fitness instructers!!!

As we speak my village elders are coming up with more efficient ways to sharpen sticks, we will not hesitate to use them..

Pah! While you sharpen sticks, we sharpen our minds. Even now, a team of elite school teachers stalk the streets of our great city, abducting...um...'enlisting' the first born of each household and every talent.

We suspect that it will soon be possible to harness the raw power of the...Great Imprean Stalking Leopard!!! These four-legged beasts with their fetlocks will succumb to our mastery!

As impressive as your Atlantean Milk Tiger is it shall pale into insignificance with the most recent discovery by our noble scouts, a form of herbivore which they have named the pferd, these beasts’ reside but one days walk from our mighty citadel.
Günter the wise has assured me that use of these beasts will revolutionise transport as we know it.

Behold the future: the pferd

A local village has paid tribute to Spandexia with a gift of "gold". 58 of it, we are told. As soon as we can figure out the secret of "counting", we will check to make sure. The blue wet stuff remains problematic. There surely must be a way to access the food ashtrays....