No longer are we bloodthirsty barbarians. Our wise men have invented a code which alludes to the idea that certain spiritual principles hold eternally true, transcending man-made constructs, representing a pure science of consciousness.
Blessings be upon the infidel.
Peace.
Hare Krishna!
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MoustachioedDictator
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Hare Krishna!
God-cursed infidels. we ourselves were going to create a form of "religion", but if heathens such as yourself are doing the same, we'll turn our attentions to researching sharper sticks to impale you with.
I demand only unflinching obedience
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Habrak Salabalbak
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Hare Krishna!
Habrak's Log: Sundate 260AD
Oooh! A war between two filthy dirty non-Hindu infidel nations! We have read our scriptures, which read:
"O Kaunteya, if you are killed (in the battle) you will ascend to heaven. On the contrary, if you win the war you will enjoy the comforts of earthly kingdom and have a nice bath. Therefore get up and fight with determination and clean pores. (Bhagavad gita 2.37)
"With equanimity towards happiness and sorrow, gain and loss, victory and defeat, exfoliating creams and talcum powder, fight. This way you will not incur any sin while maintaining an acceptable level of cleanliness. (Bhagavad gita 2.38)
We have consulted with our God but he wasn't in. He did send us a nice card later which read:
"Sri Krishna advises that the smelly infidels should wage war because it is part of their duty or karma and that they should not think of withdrawing from their responsibility out of fear or cowardice or lack of personal hygiene. Good hygiene is an aid to health, beauty, comfort, and social interactions. It directly aids in disease prevention and/or disease isolation."
Our God is wise indeed and has lovely nails, if we may say so.
Oooh! A war between two filthy dirty non-Hindu infidel nations! We have read our scriptures, which read:
"O Kaunteya, if you are killed (in the battle) you will ascend to heaven. On the contrary, if you win the war you will enjoy the comforts of earthly kingdom and have a nice bath. Therefore get up and fight with determination and clean pores. (Bhagavad gita 2.37)
"With equanimity towards happiness and sorrow, gain and loss, victory and defeat, exfoliating creams and talcum powder, fight. This way you will not incur any sin while maintaining an acceptable level of cleanliness. (Bhagavad gita 2.38)
We have consulted with our God but he wasn't in. He did send us a nice card later which read:
"Sri Krishna advises that the smelly infidels should wage war because it is part of their duty or karma and that they should not think of withdrawing from their responsibility out of fear or cowardice or lack of personal hygiene. Good hygiene is an aid to health, beauty, comfort, and social interactions. It directly aids in disease prevention and/or disease isolation."
Our God is wise indeed and has lovely nails, if we may say so.
