The Turn Show, Live from Atlantis.

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:02 am

Hello and welcome to another show with your host Mike Jaws.

Well folks it seems that our glorious leader Despot Priam is in the wax tablets again, and not for barbarian liberation, no sir this time its because of his head gear.

Can we get a painting of him in here?

Wow, yes Citizens and slaves, it appears that our charasmatic leader is a hit with the fashion industry because of his cutting edge dress, personally, I think it looks like a lamp shade.

In other news the city of Atlantis has now got so much golden rock, that it has been banned from posh parties, because its too common, will wonders ever stop?

And finally explorers returning from the north claimed to have found white powder that was cold to the touch, however when than produced a jar of the stuff all they had was blue wetness, they were promptly executed.

Peace out till next turn..

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:21 pm

Good Evening Folks, Mike Jaw here, Live from Atlantis.

Big news Today, scientist have discovered that certain stones can be balanced on thier ends, monoliths they are called, and they will be (according to some stone analysts) a great tourist attraction, now all we need to do is research tourist shops.

In other news a recent poll reveals Atlantis to be the best city on the disc, of course we all know it is the only one too, but don't spoil the politicans fun.

We now leave you with the rock bashing sounds of Ugggh the rock, roller master.

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:02 pm

Welcome back to the turn show folks, I'm Mike Jaw.

Confused?

We were too but this is a drawing of the new fad called corn. Folks all around the city are growing this stuff to eat will wonders never cease?

In other news the local Bow squad in Atlantis (The flying arrows 1st Squad) have been entertaining kids by shooting Milk Tigers from the citys walls, the new sport has caught on quick and will now be an annual event until we have to go to war and the poors bastards die a horrible death.

Good night everybody!