In Character Bragging - No out of character chat

Spandex · Post by **Spandex** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:13 pm

We Spandexians have mastered the secret of the Blue Wet Stuff. The food ashtrays shall now be ours. Our child labourers are busy creating Spandexian Swimwear as I speak. It tastes funny.

Soon, we shall build a Blue Wet Stuff Shell, within which to sail the Blue Wet Stuff and prove finally that the Earth is triangular shaped.

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:23 pm

Atlantis has discovered the inner secrets of city management, our citys will grow to mighty metropoli

Spandex · Post by **Spandex** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:28 pm

&quot wrote:Atlantis has discovered the inner secrets of city management, our citys will grow to mighty metropoli

City growth is an interesting proposition.. how often do you water them?

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:27 pm

The city requires wet stuff to grow.

It wets the food which in turn is used to construct buildings

Spandex · Post by **Spandex** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:47 am

Presumably, one then consumes the buildings?

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:33 am

Recently my people have begun playing a new game. Pointy sticky flingy has become quite popular over the years and has become the natinal sport. But as I am sure you are aware, where there is sport there is also cheaters.

An individual called Critil Bow created a device that would allow him to hurl the pointy sticks quite unreal distances. Its design shown here

was soon copied by all other competitors and is now called a Bow after its creator.

I must warn you that we are currently intergrating this technology into our armies and will soon crush all opposition with our defensive might!

Critil Bow was executed today for being a smart arse know it all cheating haxor.

Spandex · Post by **Spandex** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:42 pm

Hmm the design does not look in the least intimidating. Perhaps you have executed Mr. Bow for nothing.

Spandex · Post by **Spandex** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:04 pm

Attack things with string? Have you gone mad, sir?

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:35 pm

Your insults mean little to me spandex, I see in your eyes a fear that would take the very heart of men faced with the mighty bow. It is the peak of weponary and can never be bettered.

All troops have been ordered to eat their bows if captured, you will never learn their secrets

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:54 am

Today we are settled people, my citizens have stopped hunting Atlantean Milk Tigers with WGD and have instead decided to put plant pods in the ground. It has been suggested that we put water and poo on them but in fairness the guy who suggested that is an idiot.

We call this new practice farming!